Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Paki-Paddys - Distant Relatives


It's been almost two weeks since I left Islamabad, and I must say that while I'm enjoying being home, I do miss Pakistan. Anyone who has been reading my columns on a regular basis will probably have figured out by now that I'm a bit of a Pakophile - which might seem strange, since I'm not Pakistani. However, when you consider the commonalities between Ireland and Pakistan and the similar historical experiences of the two countries, I believe it makes a little more sense.

One of the very first things I noticed when I came to Pakistan was the uncanny similarity between Urdu and Gaelic - Ireland's native language. Now, I don't speak much Urdu, but I was amazed to discover that listening to an Urdu speaker count from one to ten was almost identical to listening to a Gaelic speaker count from one to ten. In fact, Gaelic sounds much closer to Urdu than to English – the language of Ireland's closest neighbours. When I dug deeper, I found that the two languages represent opposite ends of the geographic spread of the Indo-European family of languages, and that Gaelic and Urdu share more similarities than any of the other languages in the same linguistic group – suggesting that, at least linguistically, the Irish and the Pakistanis are distant relatives.

This discovery led me to look at other similarities between the two countries. I looked at the societal structure, and realized that both countries are basically tribal in nature. Of course, on the surface, tribalism in Pakistan is much more obvious and pronounced than in Ireland, but historically, the tribe or clan has also been the basic building block of Irish society. Here in Ireland, accents change every few miles, as you pass from one old tribal territory to another, and each clan can be traced to its traditional tribal homeland. My village is the ancestral home of the Byrne tribe, and to this day, there are so many Byrnes in the surrounding area that individual families are given nicknames (usually the name of an animal, for example, the 'Bear' Byrnes), so that people can differentiate between them. In fact, we even have our very own version of the “Tribal Areas”, which is, coincidentally, located in the north of the country, along our frontier with the UK. This area - commonly known as “Bandit Country” - has for decades been a no-go area for the police and the military and is a haven for smugglers and militants – not unlike the Tribal Areas of Pakistan.

Another important characteristic which is shared by both countries is the dominance of religion. Both the Irish and the Pakistanis have a reputation for being deeply religious. In both countries, everyday discussion is peppered with appeals and thanks to God. In Ireland, especially among my parents' generation, it is not uncommon for people to punctuate their sentences with “please God”, or “thanks be to God”, and in Gaelic, the standard greeting is “Dia dhuit”, which translates directly as “God be with you”. Before I left Pakistan a couple of weeks ago, I was on the phone to my father. I told him I'd be seeing him very soon, to which he replied - “Please, God” - or in other words - “Insha Allāh”.

Both in Ireland and in Pakistan, the clergy have capitalized on the devotion of the people - so as to empower themselves politically. In both countries, the position of the dominant religion and the role of the clergy was enshrined in law. The “special position” of the Roman Catholic Church was acknowledged in the Irish Constitution, while Pakistan became officially known as the “Islamic Republic of Pakistan”. In both countries, religious orders have also played a dominant role in education. Pakistan has its Madrasas and most of Ireland's schools have historically been run by the Church. In fact, the involvement of Irish religious orders in education extends to Pakistan. Pakistan's current President, Asif Ali Zardari, along with his predecessor, General Pervez Musharraf, studied at St. Patrick's Highschool in Karachi (though perhaps this is not something for an Irishman to brag about), and to this day, Irish nuns who are involved in education constitute the closest thing Pakistan has to an Irish community.

Ireland and Pakistan have also been through similar historical experiences, the most obvious example being their shared experience of British Colonial rule. Ireland, as Britain's first colony, served as a laboratory in which Britain perfected the tools and techniques necessary to build an empire upon which the sun never set. By the 1800s, the British had cemented their rule in India, but by the twentieth century, the writing was on the wall. Ireland gained its independence from Britain in 1922, and India followed suit some twenty-five years later. In both cases, as the British withdrew, they partitioned the territories, primarily along sectarian lines – dividing the island of Ireland into the Irish Free State (which would later become the Republic of Ireland), and the statelet of Northern Ireland – and creating Pakistan by partitioning India into a Muslim dominated state and a Hindu dominated state (while leaving Kashmir as a bone of contention between the two).

In Ireland and in South Asia, partition was followed by decades of nationalist and sectarian strife. Ireland's armed conflict ended in 1994 (though some hardcore extremists continue to engage in violence to this day), while Pakistan remains trapped in a rapid downward spiral of terrorism and sectarianism. One of the key architects of India's partition, Lord Louis Mountbatten, earned a space in the history books both in Ireland and in Pakistan. In his later years, Mountbatten holidayed regularly in the Republic of Ireland. In 1979, when the conflict in Ireland was gaining pace, Mountbatten's fishing boat was bombed by the Irish Republican Army – a protagonist in Britain's partition of India had become a victim of a conflict ignited in large part by Britain's partition of Ireland.

Later, during the post-war period, large numbers of Pakistanis and Irish emigrated to Britain, drawn by the prospect of more favourable economic opportunities. The diasporas of both countries went on to form large ethnic minorities in the UK, where they were subjected to racial discrimination by some members of their host community. Both the Irish and the Pakistanis were given derisive ethnic labels – the Irish becoming known as “Paddys” and the Pakistanis becoming known as “Pakis”. Amusingly, while researching for this column, I came across an episode of the 1970s British comedy “Till Death Do Us Part”, which featured a half-Pakistani, half-Irish character, named Kevin O'Grady, who was referred to as “Paki-Paddy”. Towards the end of the episode, Mr. O'Grady's exit from a pub was followed by a loud explosion, after which he staggered back inside, his clothes torn from the bombing, and exclaimed “bloody Irish!”. If a similar TV series was filmed today, the key difference would be that Mr. O'Grady would most likely be blaming the “bloody Muslims”.

(Skip to 20:25 for the relevant scene)


The similarities between the cultural and historical experiences of the Irish and the Pakistanis are difficult to deny. The narratives are so similar. The main players are the same. Maybe this is why I felt so at home in Pakistan. Maybe this is why everything felt so familiar. It is almost as though both nations, separated by thousands of miles, have been acting out the same script – and if this turns out to be the case, then surely it is cause for optimism – because, as we have seen in Ireland, however desperate things might seem, conflict doesn't last forever. Eventually, even those who are quick to turn to the bomb and the bullet to settle scores or to maintain their grip on power, realize that if they keep going down the path of violence and oppression, there will be nothing left for anyone to fight for. 

Friday, September 9, 2011

At least I wasn't dragged from the place kicking and screaming

In 2006, I was doing some research in Laos, to the north of Thailand. I'd just finished my Masters, was in search of work and had been told I was a shoo-in for a couple of jobs in the Lao capital, Vientiane. Unfortunately, both jobs fell through, and I was left with a hefty credit card bill. But, just when I was hitting rock-bottom, a position opened up in Islamabad with an Irish NGO.

Knowing virtually nothing about Pakistan, I sat down in an internet cafe and started googling. Before long I'd developed a picture of a country which was run by a military dictator; was recovering from a devastating earthquake; was ravaged by poverty, inequality and religious extremism, and was fighting an insurgency in some godforsaken place called Balochistan. Before making my final decision, I consulted my parents. One of my father's colleagues had lived in Pakistan for 8 years. He loved it, and encouraged me to go. Fair enough, I thought, I can probably stick a “hell-hole” like Pakistan for 6 months to a year, by which time the credit card bill will be more than paid off; then I'll be back to the beautiful beaches, cold beer and delicious sea-food of South East Asia.

Upon arrival, I was surprised to find that the capital, Islamabad, was almost the opposite of what I'd expected - beautiful,  broad, tree-lined boulevards; well kept parks, nice restaurants offering excellent Pakistani and international cuisine (ignore this last part if you're from Lahore or Karachi), and bookshops on almost every corner in the market districts. It took me a few months to settle in and make friends, but once I did, Pakistan began to feel like home, and after a while, I discovered that whenever I left, I missed the place intensely.

When I told people I met overseas that I was living in Pakistan, the almost universal reaction was - “Are you insane? Isn't Pakistan one of the most dangerous and inhospitable countries in the world”? I would try to explain why I loved Pakistan, but it was always difficult. Even now I find it hard to articulate my feelings. Perhaps the only explanation for my attraction to Pakistan lies in the amazing energy the place exudes; an energy which is at the same time both spiritual and physical.

One of the most tangible ways in which this energy manifests itself is through the warmth of the Pakistani people. I have never come across people as hospitable as Pakistanis - who will, almost without exception - go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to making visitors feel welcome - whether through an invitation for a meal, the offer of a place to rest your bones or simply sharing a cup of tea (or three).

This energy can also be felt at any Sufi shrine, where the devotees work themselves into a trance so as to become closer to God, or at a performance of Qawali music, where the audience is transported to a higher plane by the intoxicating devotional music. You can even feel this energy in the way people play, or simply follow cricket. A few years back, I saw Pakistan play Sri-Lanka in Lahore. The energy in the stadium was intense, and even when it became abundantly clear that Pakistan was going to be trashed, the home crowd continued to sing, dance and cheer; only now they appeared to be supporting Sri Lanka.

If, after reading this, you still have no idea what this hippy, new-agey“energy” I'm talking about actually is, make your way to any part of the Northern Areas - visit Fairy Meadows or Hunza - take a deep breath, have a good look around and then tell me you don't feel it.

On Thursday morning, after a 5-year stay, I boarded a plane and left Pakistan for my native Ireland. My friends joked about the fact that this is my third time to “leave Pakistan for good”. At least I left with my dignity intact. At least I didn't have to be dragged kicking and screaming through immigration with airport officials trying to pry my fingers from the railing separating me from the arrivals area. So, for the third time, I bid farewell to Pakistan, and remember, despite how Pakistan is portrayed in the media, you guys still have many dedicated fans, especially amongst foreigners who have actually taken the time to experience everything your country has to offer. Khuda Hafiz for now, but I do hope to be back in Pakistan in the not too distant future.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Bottle Burkhas

Just did some last minute, pre-departure shopping, and picked a few of these up.


Friday, September 2, 2011

Wild Boars and Wagon Wallahs


Eid Mubarak to all! With Ramzan over, the roads should be a little safer. Most foreigners who find themselves in Pakistan during this month of fasting are made aware that with everyone rushing to get home, it's best to be off the roads well before Iftar. But let's be honest, driving in Pakistan is a challenge for most foreigners all year round. At home they're used to encountering motorists who have received the same standardized training, and who generally behave in a conformist, predictable fashion. In Pakistan on the other hand, as with so many other things, conformity doesn't enter the equation. Spontaneity, individuality and innovation are the characteristics which define people's driving styles.

But aside from the unique Pakistani approach to driving, there are numerous other hazards facing foreign drivers in Islamabad. Motorists in the capital territory run the risk of being hit by a wild boar or a wagon wallah, running over a beggar, or even being overtaken by a camel. I suppose these hazards are not all that alien to foreigners, but there are some dangers which I've only come across in Pakistan, and which I believe are worth bringing to your attention.

One of the greatest dangers you'll encounter on Islamabad's roads is the spontaneously materializing check-point. These obstacles appear out of nowhere, usually in the middle of the night, and are almost always poorly lit (no doubt in order to maintain the element of surprise). Remember when the concrete barriers were first erected on Margalla Road? They had no lights – in fact they didn't even have reflective stickers. For a week after the barrier was erected close to the junction at the zoo on Margalla Road, there was a growing pile of twisted, mangled car wrecks on the roadside just in front of it, as people who were unaware of the existence of the barrier experienced sudden and painful interruptions to their normally uneventful nighttime cruise down one of the city's main thoroughfares. Be careful, as these check-points appear out of the blue and when you least expect it, only to disappear again a day or two later.

Another major hazard in Islamabad is the “VIP movement” - Politicians in Pakistan, such is their popularity, like to travel in roaring, swerving cavalcades, with around a dozen escort vehicles, filled with gun-toting men. When you encounter a VIP movement, just smile politely at the man with the gun pointing at you from his lap, pray that his vehicle doesn't hit a bump and maintain a reasonable distance. Usually, the very important person is hidden behind tinted glass, but if you're lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of a celebrity politician. Just a few weeks ago I spotted none other than Nawaz Sharif, driving himself (past billboards of himself) in a flashy Mercedes Benz in Nathia Galli.

Now, most people are aware of the plight of women in Pakistan, and it has to be said that being a woman and driving in Pakistan is in itself somewhat of a hazard. Sure, the Islamabad Traffic Police will treat you very courteously (letting you away with a slap on the wrist for just about any infraction), but still, you might want to take some precautions. I'd suggest having some kind of ball-bearing release mechanism fitted to your vehicle – such a feature will prove useful when you're trying to shake that creepy guy who's been following you ever since you pulled out of the car park in Jinnah Super.

The fourth, final, and perhaps deadliest hazard I'd like to highlight is the US embassy employee. If you encounter a US embassy employee on the road, pull over, switch on your hazard lights, and call your local radio station so they can broadcast a warning to the general public. US embassy employees have been involved in an inordinate number of traffic accidents in Islamabad. You can tell that a motorist at the scene of an accident is a US embassy employee because he's the one who has locked himself inside his vehicle until his security team arrives, while cracking the window just enough to shove a business card through – in case the police haven't already guessed who his employers are.

I hope someone finds this advice useful. Enjoy the rest of your holidays, and remember – drive carefully!
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